Indifference is news kryptonite, and cheerleaders—they're pretty, peppy, passionate and prone to bad decisions.And, because I know what you like, I've put together a list of the 50 most scandalous cheerleaders and cheerleader moments in history. The Washington Wizards dancers "scandal" isn't really a scandal at all, more like a titillating night out on the town.“I was shocked when my daughter came home and told me, ‘We can’t wear our uniforms on game day.They’re giving boys’ dirty thoughts.’ I want the school to have a meeting with all of the cheerleaders and all of the parents, and I want our girls to walk out of that meeting with their heads held high.
If you've seen the excessive news coverage of even the most minor of cheerleader scandals, you know exactly what I'm talking about.
I can't think of any other reason why cheerleaders are so popular with sports fans.
Maybe as you click through this slideshow you'll think of something.
Ladies: look sexy, do some dance moves, feign enthusiasm, and be sure to look sexy.
Gentlemen: lift up the ladies from time to time and make loud noises into the megaphone / strange horn thing we give you. Jobe the Male Cheerleader: Should we look sexy as well?