Ron: I value a good education, so I don't want to see Andy waste his time in college. I no longer have highly trained, professional campaign managers. Are most murders committed by highly trained, professional assassins? And those are the kind of sexy qualifications that win elections. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
At first, she seems to be happy with Mark, but as time goes on, she starts getting bored having a normal and healthy relationship, remembering that her relationship with Andy, while terrible, was more interesting. If that costume somehow makes you happy, you're gonna buy it! And I'm not referring to your stature Gary, you are a giant in this community. Smooth Operator Bikini Waxes, Jeff's Savings & Loan... It's up in company heaven along with Pets.com, Blockbuster, and Ask Jeeves. Andy: And we remembered what you said about making decisions in the house. So, you just say the word and Champion goes back to the pound where he can be put down and killed forever. And you don't have a commercial license to drive a truck. I'm sorry, okay this is..is just a disaster isn't it? Well I can assure you people in the bleachers that if you follow my campaign it will be interesting! Ann Perkins walks up to me and says "Tommy, tomorrow night, I'm taking you back". Leslie: [giving a speech] Pawnee has suffered through a tough economy and what has kept our town alive is you, the small business man. Me, Drake, and the T-Mobile girl were playing baccarat on a private jet.After Andy falls into a large construction pit next to her house and breaks his legs, Ann is inspired to attend parks and recreation meetings to advocate that the Sullivan Street Pit be filled in, which leads Ann to befriend Parks Deputy Director Leslie Knope.Eventually, after Andy's leg casts are removed, Ann learns he could have taken them off two weeks prior, but did not because he enjoyed being pampered and spoiled by Ann.This leads to an angry confrontation, and eventually the two break up.After Mark Brendanawicz fell into the construction pit (at the end of season one), he is nursed by Ann during his time at the hospital.After it aired, NBC launched a website for Hoosier Mate.com, the fictional online dating site featured in "Soulmates".The episode featured a guest appearance by stand-up comedian Kirk Fox as sewage department employee Joe, who previously appeared in the second season.Meanwhile, Ron and Chris have a cook-off to determine which is better: red or lean meat.The episode was written by Alan Yang and directed by Ken Whittingham.Tammy One: [seeing the mess of receipts on Ron's desk] Good God Ronald! Tammy One: In a sense, yes, but in another, truer sense, no, it is not. But I had to learn about his finances to make sure my future was protected. Which is a...that's, uh, in California, which is southwest of here by a number of miles, so, uh, we terminated our involvement at that time. Derry: Welcome to "Thoughts For Your Thoughts." I'm Derry Murbles, filling in for David Parker who took off for 8 months to study the migration patterns of our nation's squirrels. So we had people contribute, we added pictures, and we removed a lot of my poems and emotional ramblings and pictures of unicorns and here it is! [pause] I assume with the same alternate storyline, but if JJ Abrams and company expect us to believe that it's Spock with the romantic tension with Uhura and not Kirk, well let's just say the message boards are going nuts. Your club made it a competition when they kept girls out. We had [clears throat] romantic...romantical involvement until I relocated to San Diego.